10 Gruesome Bible Scenes Recreated in Lego
Some people think the bible is a stuffy old book full of boring stories about Saints.
You might be surprised to learn how Gory some of the stories in the bible really are!
David kills 200 men and removes their foreskins
“David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king’s son-in-law.”
Samson kills 1000 men with donkey’s jawbone
“Then Samson said,”With a donkey’s jawbone I have made donkeys of them. With a donkey’s jawbone I have killed a thousand men.”
Josheb-Basshebeth kills 800 men with spear
“Josheb-Basshebeth, a Tahkemonite, was chief of the Three; he raised his spear against eight hundred men, whom he killed in one encounter.”
40,700 Aramaeans killed in battle
“David killed seven hundred of their charioteers and forty thousand of their foot soldiers”
Moses turns the river to blood in Egypt
“Moses and Aaron did just as the Lord had commanded. He raised his staff in the presence of Pharaoh and his officials and struck the water of the Nile, and all the water was changed into blood.”
Seven kingdoms destroyed
“They took the city and put it to the sword, together with its king, its villages and everyone in it. They left no survivors. Just as at Eglon, they totally destroyed it and everyone in it.”
Jesus crucified
“So the soldiers took charge of Jesus. Carrying his own cross, he went out to the place of the Skull. Here they crucified him, and with him two others—one on each side and Jesus in the middle.”
Stephen stoned
“They all rushed at him, dragged him out of the city and began to stone him”
Eternal suffering for unrepentant in Hell
“If anyone’s name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.”
Armageddon
“The rest of them were killed with the sword that came out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh.”
Special thanks to Brendan Powell Smith of BrickTestament.com for the gory images.
So the bible isn’t a boring old book!
Why not take time to read it – you might find yourself surprised.
This website is about people who have read the bible, believed it and lived their lives differently because of it.
I’m sure you’ll be doing one based on the Koran, right?
Ugh, the foreskin bit!! The Bible is basically crazy! Thank you for this, it’s very nice!
Those foreskin legos. brrr!
Can you actually go out and buy these lego’s?
lol at the darth maul head